My Week with QE2 . . . .

I'll never forget our walks in the formal gardens and foreplay behind the roses. Bess is one of the most sensitive and responsive creatures a man could ever cradle in his meat hooks. I believe she will go down in history as the greatest most caring lover the world has ever seen. If you have a chance to spend some time with her by all means do so. (She likes ear lobe nibbles.)

Man, she could hav the smelliest, grossest yeast infekshun, but I'd still lick her cnut hole raw! Munch Munch the carpet. I'm goin in!!!

I've spent a few days downtown. Nothing like getting acquainted with a girl's petri dish.

What would be really cool would hav the queen riding a unicycle in the nude just after shes taken a dump and hasn't wiped herself. Get a reall good smelly greasy gooey mess on the seat and then lick it off like a starving rotweiller. Oh b aby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She'd look better if she was a midget.